Monday, February 16, 2009

V Day - Part I

Valentine's Day was simply stocked full of so much fuun, it can't be contained in one blog. Or two, for that matter. So now we begin a series of blogs on everyone's favorite commercialized holiday of the year - Valentine's Day!

So I had to get my best buddy Phillip a Valentine. I mean, if he didn't hang out with me so much, I wouldn't have nearly the awesome adventures to write about.

So whatcha got there, Phillip?

OMG! Your own Sailor Babo! Now you have your own Ugly! Jeero gives the best presents!

But wait, there's more!

Bacon! What's better than Bacon! for Valentine's Day??? I'll tell you what! Cookies!!! But Jeero ate the cookies. So Phillip got Bacon!

But wait! Phillip's a Muslim! How tragic, because Muslim's can't have Bacon!

I'm sorry you can't have Bacon! But guess what, that's not any Bacon! but yummy substitute Bacon!

It's gummy Bacon! No pigs were harmed in the makin of this Bacon! just gummies! What's a gummy?


Friday, February 13, 2009

Valentine's Day

is coming up, y'all! And just you want til I post about it!


Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Funny Ads

So, I signed up for this adsense thing thinking, why not? Maybe it'll pay for a few of Jeero's Adventures. Well the only ad it ever seems to bring up is for the Ugly Doll Superstore. Apparently, Google can't seem to get past the whole theme thing, here. But is you need an Ugly Doll like me, Jeero, this seems like the place to be. I'm keeping my eye out for a hot little number that debuts this spring. I need a lady friend.

O, yea, so click on those ads over there, by the way. Clicks = $$$.


Tuesday, February 10, 2009


Seeing as the human has taken a permanent position at another shelter, last night was our laast night with our good friends in Decatur for a long while. I had been volunteering there since last March, nearly a year, and so Jeero felt it warranted documentation.

I have had many fun nights in Decatur, and have made some great friends, who sadly, Jeero may never see again. But so we never forget, here is our little bed.

The bed is in the little volunteer office, where I spend the late nights reading, or working on such fun things as Sierra Club fundraising mailing.

I mean, why should you just volunteer for one organization at a time?

There are loads of fun things to do, like a community room stocked full of toys! Jeero's favorite!

And there is a great area outside to play. You can slide, play a little bit of soccer, and even basketball. All my favorites!

Bet you didn't know Jeero could dunk!

All in all, the Decatur shelter is a great place and I am very grateful to have had the opportunity to serve there. Sunday, I start at an international women's refugee shelter to make new friends!

O - and while hanging out in Decatur, I had to document the human's clumsiness. She fell this weekend at a restaurant - and hadn't even been drinking! What a dork!

Awesome skull band-aids make it better!


Friday, February 6, 2009


So my gorgeous friend Jenny suggested that I get a my own Facebook account. How can I not comply with such brilliance? Please find me at Jeero U. Dooll and let's be friends!

O yea, in an effort to be as cool as Edmund, Jeero added that ad thing. It's over there -----> to the right. Click on it. Pay for Jeero's adventures.

K thanks


A Night Out on the Town

Holy Taco style!

My buddy Phillip and I went out the other evening for tacos and Tecates at one of my favorite spots in the city, Holy Taco in East Atlanta. Jeero looves this place, from the yummy food to the awesome murals.

East Atlanta Village is one of my favorite parts of town. Where else can Jeero go and feel completely at home? The waitresses even commented at how cute I am. This little hottie Emily was especially fond of Jeero.

We are both so hott the hot sauce can't compete!

We were also stoked to see that they were collecting signatures for a petition to end the recent streak of violence in the area. Atlantans are really coming together to bring awareness to the issue and I'm proud to say that I could sign a petition while enjoying my dinner. (If you want more information on this, let me know)

The beef brisket tacos are my favorite.

After a few drinks and a rousing conversation (really man, must you continue to rant and rave about the Spanish on the menu being incorrect? We live in Georgia, no one can pronounce that nonsense anyways!), it was time to get Phillip home, he's an old man, you know. Bed by 4 or something.

Duude, why are you sticking me down your shirt? No more Tecate for you!


Thursday, February 5, 2009


So the other day, Jeero was called SCENE by this dude - I'm not naming names, other than to say that said dude is a wild-haired hippie wanna-be music elitest who whines when his brand new custom-built guitar isn't peerfect. Anyways, this got me thinking, what is scene? And am I scene?

Apparently Scene is the new hipster. Jeero is kinda hip, if I say so myself. And scene kids are just that, kids. They like toys, playgrounds, and coloring books. Check! Those things are all my favorites, that and cookies. And bed. And my human.

So what makes a scene kid? Wiki (man, I looves the internet) gives the following essentials:

1. You have to have some form of internet social networking - and here you fine folks are, reading Jeero's blog.

2. Scene hair - Jeero has no hair, I am covered in fur. Human has purple streaks in her hair, and my fur is blue. So check!

3. Self-confidence and attitude. Check! Check! and Check!

4. Use the Scene writing style, which apparently involves things such as extra letters in words and signing in <3 and xoxo. Hmm......

5. Use words like awesome, stellar, and rad. I think I'm on it!

6. Go to "shows". Well Jeero loves nothing more than music. That's like my other favorite. I have loots of favorites.

7. Dress appropriately. Well, I don't dress. Maybe Jeero should start. Jeero could at least invest in some fine accessories, like skuull necklaces and earrings. Maybe I can borrow some from human.

8. Scene kids take lots of pictures. That's what I started this blog for! To show off all Jeero's adventures with pictures! Duh!

9. Spell your name in odd ways. Hhm... Well, I'm not sure Jeero can be any odder. But I'd like to take this moment to clarify how to pronounce Jeero. See, I say my name like so: yee-ro. You know, like that yummy Greek sandwich. Except Jeero is not Greek.

10. Never admit that you are scene.

Well, that does it. Jeero is NOT scene!


Tuesday, February 3, 2009

My story

Jeero wants to hang out with you.
Why? He needs you.

Jeero thinks life is so complicated, so he needs you to comfort him.
Wage and Babo ask him so many questions, and he isn't sure what makes them think he has any of the answers.
Maybe they think his red nose means he's Jeero the wise.
Well he's not!
What time is it? Jeero has no idea.
How do you get from here to there? Don't ask…Jeero doesn't know!

Jeero just wants to sit on the couch with you and eat some snacks.
Is that too much to ask?
Jeero doesn't know, but he does know that you know it’s time for you to cancel your plans and hang out with the Uglydolls.

This is Jeero!

Hi! I'm Jeero. I'm the awesomely handsome duude there on the left.

That's my friend Chuckanucka, and Baby Babo.

Welcome to my blog! Jeero live in Atlanta, Georgia, with my human, Ashley.

That's her and her friend, B, Chuck's human.

So I created this blog to tell you all about Jeero and my life as an Uglydoll. I hope you like it!